Because everyone is doing it:
Yeah, I gave into the peer pressure. What of it!?
Also. We got five (count 'em, five) gunshot wounds today in the ER. Here's my favorite.
Nurse: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
Man: "HELL YES I'VE BEEN DRINKING, I'M DRUNK AS SHIT! I GOTSTA PEE!"
Nurse: "Okay, sir, we're going to put this tube in your bladder so you can pee and we can get some urine."
*Later*
Nurse: "Sir, can you rate your pain on a scale of zero to ten, zero being no pain, ten being the worst you've--"
Man: "A TEN, A TEN, OH GOD A TEN!"
Nurse: "Where?"
Man: "MY PENIS HURTS, MY PENIS HURTS!"
Nurse: "Yes, sir, you've got a tube in your penis right now. What about your bottom, where you got shot?"
Man: "I GOT SHOT!?"
Nurse: "Yes, sir, that's why you're here."
Man: "MY PENIS HURTS OH GOD MY PENIS HURTS!"
Nurse: "And your bottom, sir?"
Man: "ZERO PAIN ON MY ASS, BUT OH GOD MY PENIS HURTS!"
Nurse/Me/Everyone Else: *stifles laughter*
Take care out there,
Sam
5 comments:
"Cringe" That must suck!
Glad to hear you are healing! Take care sweety!
Very cute "animated Sam", i love it! And thanks so much for the ED story :) i hope you are doing better.
love and hugs, tracy
Thats funny.
Thanks for sharing your last story, Sam. Check out my comment there. I'm sorry I didn't see the post sooner.
Oh, and very cute cartoon.
Hi Sam,
Of course, that episode may be one where I "had to be there" - and of course I wasn't.
I've never needed a catheter but I imagine I'd find it pretty painful, especially if I were already under stress. Guys can be pretty particular about their private parts.
For that matter, not being a woman I wouldn't know how you might feel if, say, the gynecologist mishandled the speculum while working on you. I sure wouldn't hold it against you if you yelled in pain.
I hope the man is well on his way to recovery.
Last but not least, happy blogiversary!
Jeff Deutsch
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